Hello Internet, this is Julius. Here are a few things about this video:

– “Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails.”
– “This particular episode takes place at 1am.”
– “This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don’t need her harassing the neighbors.”
– “No, there is nobody else in the room with her. She just learned how to open doors, and continued to do so.”
– “Yes, she CAN open round knobs, too. I do have a video of it, but it was recorded on a Motorola Razr in 2004, so looks like it was taken on a potato.”
– “No, she was not injured in the fall. Her little snakey bones are very flexible, and surrounded with dense muscle. The only thing wounded in this clip was her pride.”
– “Toe door handle was removed immediately after this clip was filmed. Cute as she was, pythons are destructive in their exploring and we didn’t want to wake up to the flat a shambles.”