Mar 26, 2023
18 People Declare What Makes You Seem Pretentious
“Well, we live in Los Angeles, but we summer in Martha’s Vineyard.”
“Well, we live in Los Angeles, but we summer in Martha’s Vineyard.”
“I bought a $1 back scratcher from an asian market in town. Best $1 I ever spent.”
So much fun!
“Literally anything Valve is ever doing.”
Your leftovers don’t have to be ho-hum!
“Along with kitty litter, coffee grounds are a substitute with a bonus…”
“Your employer literally doesn’t care.”
My ex told me I should be grateful that they were with me because ‘no one else would ever want’ me.
H G Wells said he wanted his epitaph to be “I told you so. You damned fools!”
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