Apr 5, 2015

This Guy is Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine and It’s Awesome

 

Instagram chef ‘Jacques La Merde‘ is poking a little fun at Haute cuisine, skilfully plating junk food to look like fancy, high end cuisine.

While it’s not clear who’s behind the parody account, the Instagram chef, who posted his first dish this February, has already amassed an impressive 22,000 followers. For the latest, follow @chefjacqueslamerde

[via AV Club]

 

1.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (4)

 

RASPBERRY POPTART PARFAIT W/ VANILLA SNACKPACK + GRAPE CRUSH SCENTED GEL AND ENHANCED W/ MIKE N IKES, CRY BABIES AND FRUITY MENTOS

 

2.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (11)

 

THIS IS A DUO OF POGOS W/ MARBLE CHEEZE SLICES, HONEY HAM ROSETTES, SPONGEBOB SQRPANTS ZOODLES AND MUSTARD TEARS

 

3.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (3)

 

FILET O FISH VALUE MEAL !!!! FRENCH FRY PUREE, WARM BREADED FISH SLAB, TARTAR SAUCE SPHERES AND COLESLAW ASH

 

4.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (8)

 

HAWAIIAN BAGEL BITES, CHEETOS, BABY CARROT + RANCH PURÉE, SMALL VEGETABLES AND CHIPOTLE OIL

 

5.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (12)

 

DUNKIN MUNCHKINS, BIRTHDAY CAKE OREO SOIL, SNICKERS HACHÉ, SHAMROCK SHAKE FLUID GEL!!! ALMOST 4GOT MOOSETRACKS ICE CREAM QUENELLE!

 

6.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (6)

 

I CALL THIS DISH “BUGS ON A STICK” B/C THE CRAISINS R THE “BUGS” AND THE CHEEZE WHIZ/CELERY IS THE STICK. ALSO CELERY SODA CAVIAR, GRAHAM CRKR SOIL, CANOLA OIL PWDR + KALE SHREDS

 

7.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (1)

 

ON OUR MENU WE CALL THIS “THE HUNGRY MAN DINNER” B/C ITS ACTUALLY A HUNGRY MAN DINNER. (BROWNIE NOT PICTURED!!!)

 

8.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (10)

 

CHEF BOYARDEE BEEF RAVIOLI, SHARDS OF TRISCUIT CRACKER AND A MIRACLE WHIP CREMA

 

9.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (5)

 

SPAM TORCHON W/ FUZZY PEACHES, WHITE CHEESE BALLS AND NUTS W/ LOCAL GREENS

 

10.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (2)

 

HAY BAKED HOT POCKETS W/ HIDDEN VALLEY BACON RANCH SPHERES AND A PUREE OF ZOODLES (WHOLE WHEAT)

 

11.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (7)

 

MICROWAVED SPICY BEEF N’ BEAN BURRITO, BEEF JERKY, WISHBONE CAESAR CREMA AND LEMON LIME GATORADE SPHERES FOR A HIT OF ACIDITY. YES, THAT IS ZESTY CHEESE DORITOS SOIL

 

12.

instagram chef jacques la merde Plating Junk Food Like High End Cuisine (9)

 

HOSTESS CUPCAKE W/ RAINBOW DUNK-A-ROOS, YOGURT RAISINS, SOME NIBZ AND STRBUCKS MOCHA FRAP CAVIAR. TINY MINT AND A PIECE OF FANCY MOSS!

 

 

 

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