Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

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25 IMAGES

 

– Oh derp! A ball!
– Carpet-tree
– We got a stage 5 clinger, abort! (reference point)
– Andre the Giant holding a 12oz Molson Canadian
– Two things to remember if you go watch the movie TED – This | That
– One can only assume angry birds get serious road rage
– Moving into an apartment like a boss
– Gangster Kittens
– This design needs to be standard at all grocery stores
– “I must go. My country needs me”
– Baby sandals on an adult
– Ever seen an in-grown eyelash?
– Earthquakes since 1898 by magnitude (4.0 or higher)
– Drug awareness parody (seriously though, don’t do drugs)
– Someone, somehow, noticed this little gem in Kill Bill
– Meanwhile in Japan (He’s 6’7″)
– My mind is weak and childish
– Reunited and it feels…
– To the Bass Mobile!
– The Third wheel
– This printer really wants it
– This horse has rockin’ hair
– Tracy Morgan you cold as ice
– Half Man, Half Machine
– In reality, it was probably the best boat it could have happened to
 

 

 

10 ARTICLES

 
– Literary Voyeurism: What people read on the New York Subway
– Straightforward-ish FAQ on the Higgs bosons from CERN itself
– A History of Supreme Court Controversies
– 8 Fun Facts About 8 Popular Movies
– F*ck you Apple, you’ve gone too far (thx for sharing Richie T!)
– The Curious Case of SpongeBob SquarePants Illustrator Todd White, Three Ninjas and an Art Caper
– First vein grown from human stem cells successfully transplanted into a young girl
– A Brief History of Money
– A Close Look At Frank Ocean’s Coming Out Letter
– 30 Entrepreneurs Under 30

 

 

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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