Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

 

25 IMAGES

– Have you ever walked into a glass door? Well here’s the exact opposite
– One of the fatter squirrels I’ve seen
– Has anyone seen Polly?
– Sandy-bombing newscasts Exhibit A ||| Exhibit B ||| Exhibit C
– Missed this costume in yesterday’s round-up. Too good not to share | Hon. mention: Ludacris as Anthony Davis
– Haven’t posted an awkward family photo in a while
– The ol’ bait and switch
– Bustache
– Take the stairs they said… It’ll be fun they said…
– Hard hat or lady bug? You decide
– GO! GO! GO!
– Oil spill
– Lady Killer
– This is what the inside of a Tickle-Me-Elmo looks like
– Slick table expansion
– Classic roomate prank
– Love when headlines deliver | One more for good measure!
– Hipsters
– Robocop – Now with updated synopsis
– Thanks Xzibit!
– Pure euphoria
– Paperclip guy found a new job!
– Guy’s sister asked what she wanted engraved on her iPad
– “I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggone it, people like me” – Stuart Smalley
– Buh-bye

 

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy
– The Best Inventions of 2012
– Three chilling galleries of Hurricane Sandy’s Wrath: Gallery 1 ||| Gallery 2 ||| Gallery 3
– 20 Differences That Confuse Us All
– Billions in Hidden Riches for Family of Chinese Leader
– The World’s 50 Most Innovative Companies (thx for sharing @Freshome!)
– Sorting the Real Sandy Photos From the Fakes
– Sweden Wants Your Trash
– How Do You Raise a Prodigy?
– Given Tablets But No Teachers, Ethiopian Kids Teach Themselves

 

 

5 VIDEOS + 1 Walking Bath

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://vimeo.com/http://www.vimeo.com/50006726

 

 

 

50 Cent dubbed with Jehovah’s Witnesses that want Deaf People to Stop Masturbating