January 9, 2015 at 10:08 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 299

by twistedsifter

the-friday-shirk-report

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

Friday!
Serious inquiries only
Now that’s a guarantee
That moment when you realize you’re on live tv
Playtime’s over motherf&*%#!
Apparently plants increase productivity. This company went all in on that notion
Look at this little trot
Kim Jong Un’s eyebrows are shrinking
Best feature
Shooting a Magnun 0.500
No checks
Cover’s blown
I call this move, the walrus
How to deal with food thieves at the office
Who got into the trash can while I was gone?
Oh look a tornado! Better drive straight into it
Gone fishin’
Happiest water tower I ever saw
Barbara goes 0-100 real quick
The last five living people born in the 19th century
Cat is getting fat
His name is Wimpy
These quotation marks sound “suspicious”
This ice cream truck tells it like it is
Until next week
 

10 ARTICLES

It’s 2015, and You’re in the Future
Facebook is the new AOL
Rational and Irrational Thought: The Thinking That IQ Tests Miss
The Man Who Invented Scotch Tape
The music in you
Pain really does make us gain
What Heroin Addiction Tells Us About Changing Bad Habits
A Cyberattack Has Caused Confirmed Physical Damage for the Second Time Ever
First new antibiotic in 30 years discovered in major breakthrough
Two Bodybuilders Argue Over the Number of Days in a Week

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO ONE MORE WEEKEND OF BAD EATING!

 

fat cat and bad dog The Shirk Report   Volume 299