August 19, 2016 at 12:26 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 383

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
– Great moments in track & field: 100m Dash | Hurdles | Long Jump | High Jump | Pole Vault
– Came across this and then saw this
Damnit Siri
When you forget you’re standing
When you wake up to applause
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
My muse
No idea what’s going on here
Nope
Who’s laughing now?
This makes me think how vulnerable you make yourself when you use a porta potty
Probably the most adorable pit stop of all time
This guy’s seen some s#!t
The moment you realize she’s a stage-5 clinger
Wait for it
Walk up to my crush like
These two
These two
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Are Rotisserie Chickens a Bargain?
If You’re A Small, Rich Country, You Can Buy An Olympic Medal
10 Mind-Boggling Paradoxes
People look guiltier when their actions are viewed in slow motion
Solar Shingles: Elon Musk Takes on the Roofing Industry
11 Dumb Things You May Be Doing to Your Smartphone
David’s Ankles: How Imperfections Could Bring Down the World’s Most Perfect Statue
Why the science of nutrition is so messy
What If We Haven’t Found Aliens Because Humans Came First?
Fractured Lands: How the Arab World Came Apart

 

5 VIDEOS + Peter Ness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO NEW ADVENTURES THIS WEEKEND

 

old couple scooter The Shirk Report – Volume 383