January 3, 2020 at 1:16 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 559

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Heading into the new year like
A dramatic reenactment of the Jurassic Park chase scene
When your car gets towed and you get a speeding ticket on top of it
No
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t be
Piece of cake
He’s real!
Check out this roll cloud
Marketing done right
The measure of a healthy relationship
The speed which this pilot puts on his oxygen mask
Mood for 2020
Prove me wrong
Kinda forgot about this, but it’s true
Moms vs Dads
Teamwork makes the dream work
Let’s help each other out more this year
“Ever since my niece saw Toy Story, she shouts ‘I’m leaving!’ and then peeks at her room like this” 😭😭😭
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

My Half Hour With Einstein (PDF)
Movies are getting software updates now
Desperate Beijing motorists marrying people just so they can secure a licence plate for their car
A Doctor’s Diary: The Overnight Shift in the E.R.
Too Anxious to Press Play
What Is Enough? Teachings From Japanese Craftsmanship
Exploring the Looming Water Crisis
AbeBooks’ Most Expensive Book Sales of 2019
The changing face of luxury
I Quit My Job at 50 to Reinvent Myself. Pro Tip: Don’t Do This.

 

5 VIDEOS + oh snap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO THE FIRST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR!

 

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