Cruel Aunt Served A Vegetarian A Burger At A Family Dinner. They Responded By Vomiting All Over Her.
by Matthew Gilligan
Folks…this is one of my favorite Reddit stories EVER.
And I think you’re gonna agree with that bold statement after you read this story.
It has an epic ending right out of a movie!
Read on…and don’t forget to stand up and clap at the end!
My aunt ruined my dinner, so I ruined hers.
“I have a sensitivity/intolerance to most meats.
Red meat is the worst, and beef is particularly bad. Doctors recommended I try to get my protein from alternative sources if possible, so I’ve happily been a vegetarian since I was 13 or so.
Not everyone saw eye to eye with them about this.
When I was younger, my aunt did not believe the doctors, and thought I was just being fussy. We come from a meat and potatoes town, so she had plenty of friends backing her up on this.
This is the same aunt who convinced my parents I was faking asthma (turns out, I wasn’t…shocker), and also refused to get her own daughter glasses because she thought she just wanted them for attention (she later discovered her daughter’s eyesight was atrocious… another shocker, I know).
The whole family regularly had dinner together, taking turns hosting. When it was my aunt’s turn to host she assured me my burger was meatless. As you probably guessed, it was not.
What a jerk…
I was starving that night and gulped down my (beef) burger first. My aunt was smiling, and I thought it was simply because I liked her cooking. Looking back, I realize her little smirk was because she thought she had caught me in a lie or achieved whatever her end game was.
Well, a few minutes passed and I got that familiar, unpleasant feeling in my stomach. It was then that I realized what she had done, and why she was smiling.
Things were about to take a turn for the worse…
When I eat meat, I almost always get sick. I just can’t hold it down.
So, when it came time to kneel before the porcelain throne, I decided to stay put. I instead took aim at my aunt, who was seated beside me at the head of the table.”
Check out what folks said about this story on Reddit.
One person was sorry they went through this.
Another individual made a good point.
This reader talked about their own problem.
Another person had a story to tell.
You gotta love that ending!
Nice work!
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