Angry busybody neighbors can turn your life into a nightmare. Instead of hobbies, they have grievances about nothing.

Check out how this ridiculous neighbor got what she had coming to her.

Dryer sheet revenge

I have a neighbor that has very particular feelings about things. In our case, the most significant thing is a hatred of leaves.

She will use her leafblower for *several hours* each day when the weather is dry. This is not an     exaggeration.

She’s even more ridiculous than that!

Leaves from my trees that blow into her yard are promptly addressed (she will try to blow them back under the fence).

She will also stand under her trees and try to blow the leaves OFF of them and OVER the fence into my yard. It’s weird.

I think she believes it payback. The only time we interact is when either she sends her husband over to complain to us about leaves or she complains herself.

Aha! She has an Achilles heel.

I recently learned from a mutual acquaintance that she has a thing about dryer sheets. (She’s “very sensitive to smells”.)

I personally don’t like them because of their environmental impacts, but having this information has made me not only go out and buy a jumbo pack of very fragrant dryer sheets, but I smile every time I use one now.

She has finally brought me happiness after all these years.

Here is what folks are saying.

Diabolical. I love it.

I literally LOLed. Quite a visual.

I bet!

Poor bugs. I love the bugs.

Two puns! Hurrah!

The song “Colors of the Wind” from Pocahontas played in my mind as I wrote this.

If you liked that post, check this one about a guy who got revenge on his condo by making his own Christmas light rules.