May 14, 2026 at 9:46 pm

The Payroll Audit: When a Boss’s Unreliable Excuse Led to a Criminal Investigation

by Liz Wiest

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Knowing when to jump off a sinking ship is a vital skill in the workplace.

How would you handle your toxic job messing with your payroll? One person recently shared a wild story about this on Reddit. Here’s what went down.

was told to ‘de-couple income from work’ when checks have been late

I work for a startup where I basically wear 5 hats and am expected to do a lot of things.

Pay is meh, but we’re surviving.

However, recently our leadership has been engaged in some weird game of roulette with our pay cycles.

That’s never a good sign.

One month I got one check, next month two, then last month one check, and then current check was late for this month.

It was explained as a ‘glitch’, and then a ‘change in pay schedule’, that was not announced to the rest of the company.

One of the founders called me and was kind of nonchalant about it, even giggled a few times.

Not a good look, dude.

“My bad, don’t worry if you don’t see a pay run on time it’s just a glitch”.

My coworker in a similar role told me he got the same call.

I told the guy I was pretty unhappy because they have me doing all of this stuff that would normally be like 3 separate people, and then can’t pay me on a steady schedule, want me to travel, etc.

Getting paid on time sounds like the bare minimum here.

I basically live life on the edge financially like a lot of Americans, struggling to save even $100 a month, while at the same time they flip-flop on objectives and requirements and work and I’m pretty sure everyone is AI-slopping each other.

Anyways, after I told him I was struggling with work load and just financially in general, and they made it worse, he literally told me “you have to de-couple the work from income”.

I was unsure of the meaning so I teased it out of him, and he literally meant I shouldn’t worry about money so much and just focus on the work.

What kind of advice is that?

I learned later this dude is from extreme wealthy and has probably never had to make the ‘do I eat or do I pay rent’ decision ever in his life.

Anyways. What else is new I guess.

This kind of nonsense really is a tale as old as time at these types of places. Let’s see if the good folks of Reddit could offer any consolation.

The comments section emphasized the red flags immediately.
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One person forced him to face the music.
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Another called out the boss’s insanity.
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Someone else kept it short and simple.
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But someone else raised an interesting point.
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You always have to be one step ahead of people like this to survive.

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