Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

25 IMAGES

– Bested by a little kid
– I want to believe
– From long distance!
– For those with perfect vision, this is what wearing glasses is like
– With an onion like that, how can you not be happy?
– A corgi gracefully exits a tent
– Sneaky, but not sneaky enough
– Commander Crunch you lied to us
– quack quack mothaf*ckah
– Flo Rida
– Honda Civic don’t care
– i before e…
– Good call Newsweek
– Hadoken!
– Yes.
– I got your missing dollar right here
– Cheer up little fella
– Dave’s your guy
– Ever seen a lizard wearing boots? (thx for sharing Kyla!)
– The key to unlocking things
– Holy crap it’s Stewie Griffin
– Mountain Lion Lyin’
– Mind over matter
– When you put it that way
– Game of Thrones gif from Season 3’s finale. Poor Theon…
– Plum Cake

 

10 ARTICLES

– What people are Googling in real-time
– You Won’t Finish This Article
– A list of some of the weirdest inventions ever (thx for sharing Richie!)
– Why ‘I Have Nothing to Hide’ Is the Wrong Way to Think About Surveillance
– Human Genome Project Spurred $966 Billion Sciences Boom
– Jared the Subway Guy has a Net Worth of $15 Million (Thx for sharing Tennyson!)
– Edward Snowden: the whistleblower behind the NSA surveillance revelations
– How the Robots Lost: High-Frequency Trading’s Rise and Fall
– The Story Behind the Lacoste Crocodile Shirt
– Justices rule human genes cannot be patented

 

5 VIDEOS + Couch Surfing

 

 

 

https://vimeo.com/http://www.vimeo.com/67995158

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://vimeo.com/http://www.vimeo.com/59774043