October 13, 2017 at 10:43 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 443

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
I’ve squandered my life
This new caption changes everything
“Forget about the saw Jim we got it”
When the Crossfit gym is closed for the day
Today you become a man
No Reward
Reminds me of Thesaurus, the wordy dinosaur
This guy’s pockets are tiny jeans
Gotcha!
That shirt is perfect
Please do not season the birds
I’m a simple man
When your cat is disappointed with your life choices
This would have been a great boomerang
Guy gets into release party with a receipt
When Mom says you can’t play until you’ve hung the laundry
When Dad’s your hero
Faceswapping parents with their babies will always be acceptable
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Against the Travel Neck Pillow
How Norms Change
Almost 90% of edible tomatoes thrown away based on appearance – research
“Making It” at Rolling Stone
How Steve Kerr revolutionized the Golden State Warriors’ offense on a charcuterie board
The Inside of Every iPhone Ever
Elephants mourn. Dogs love. Why do we deny the feelings of other species?
The world’s first “negative emissions” plant has begun operation—turning carbon dioxide into stone
Is Tribalism a Natural Malfunction?
The science of spying: how the CIA secretly recruits academics

 

5 VIDEOS + meatballed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS THIS WEEKEND

 

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