Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– I’ve squandered my life
– This new caption changes everything
– “Forget about the saw Jim we got it”
– When the Crossfit gym is closed for the day
– Today you become a man
– No Reward
– Reminds me of Thesaurus, the wordy dinosaur
– This guy’s pockets are tiny jeans
– Gotcha!
– That shirt is perfect
– Please do not season the birds
– I’m a simple man
– When your cat is disappointed with your life choices
– This would have been a great boomerang
– Guy gets into release party with a receipt
– When Mom says you can’t play until you’ve hung the laundry
– When Dad’s your hero
– Faceswapping parents with their babies will always be acceptable
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– Against the Travel Neck Pillow
– How Norms Change
– Almost 90% of edible tomatoes thrown away based on appearance – research
– “Making It” at Rolling Stone
– How Steve Kerr revolutionized the Golden State Warriors’ offense on a charcuterie board
– The Inside of Every iPhone Ever
– Elephants mourn. Dogs love. Why do we deny the feelings of other species?
– The world’s first “negative emissions” plant has begun operation—turning carbon dioxide into stone
– Is Tribalism a Natural Malfunction?
– The science of spying: how the CIA secretly recruits academics

 

5 VIDEOS + meatballed