Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

20 IMAGES
– eHarmony has no respect for honesty
– An obscure book title that would look great on any coffee table
– “This is what happens when you F$#% a stranger in the ass” – Big Lebowski
– Seinfeld in one picture
– Consider yourself warned
– You’re doing it wrong
– You too limo driver
– John was a dick on Jeopardy
– Bad ass wedding cake
– Remember Tintin? He’s back! In mural form
– Facepalm
– Smokin’ group shot
– Superb Suplex
– When I get married I’m taking my wife’s surname
– Big guy on a little bike
– This picture makes no sense. Yet here we are
– Glitter is…
– Maverick was a wuss. This is a fly-by
– 1 GB of memory, then (1980) and now (2009)
– Hey Vlad you see that picture? Yeah that’s me.

10 ARTICLES
– Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) on the perils of strip clubs [Sifter recommends]
– The rare purple frog
– CRAZY thread on homemade weapons
– Temporary big beach art
– Best fan catch in baseball this year hands down
– Big Picture Does Diving
– Student invents bicycle that folds into its own wheel
– The Mondial Air Ballons rally in Chambley, France. All 329 of them
– Awesome interactive graph from the New York Times on how Amercians spend their day
– How to use your the finger test to check the ‘doneness’ of meat

5 VIDEOS
– Jumping out of 3 feet of water backwards
– In theory this instant car wash idea sounded promising
– Louis C.K on rough sex (warning: profanity)

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