Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

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Stay sifty my friends 🙂

 

20 IMAGES
– Diving
– Sarkozy exposed
– Remember the fat kid photoshops from last week? God wasn’t impressed
– The Vince Carter ‘dunk’ of Rugby catches
– High mountain camping
– And now for something completely disgusting
– ‘Annoying Facebook girl’. Everybody is friends with at least one
– Trippin’ balls stars
– F*ck you door
– War essentials
– This caption just works
– This guy’s mocking me!!! Come at me bro!
– Did you know Bob Dole’s right arm is paralyzed from WWII and he often carries a pen to signify he can’t shake hands with it?
– More timeless wisdom from Dwight Schrute
– Ferrell you diabolical
– Cannot unsee
– Destined to fail
– To initiate the Google Maps Time Traveling Machine put mouse over map and press up arrow once
– Shaolin breakfast
– American Ninja
– +1 Bonus: I’m reposting this classic, because it’s still the greatest restaurant review of all time
 

10 ARTICLES
– Chilling gallery of the Norway Attacks by the Big Picture
– If Amazon Out-Walmarts Walmart, Can Anyone Out-Amazon Amazon?
– Accidental Chinese Hipsters. There’s a site for that
– Awkward Classical Music Photos? There’s a site for that too
– Goldman Sachs’ New Money Machine: Warehouses
– Incredible DIY project transforms two shipping containers into a very respectable home
– If you watch the show Breaking Bad you’ll enjoy this
– The Biggest of galleries: 1,143 Cosplay Photos from the 2011 Comic-Con in San Diego
– Apparently Military Working Dogs are always One Rank Higher Than Their Handlers. If ever mistreated, considered assault on superior officeer
– Ancient black hole contains 100,000 suns worth of water (thx for sharing @Tonewise)

 
5 VIDEOS
 

Appetite be gone

fyi it’s the sodium in the soy sauce that is activating neurons and causing the legs to ‘move’

 

Serious diving

 

Imma go ahead and assume this was very difficult to do

 

Pretty fly for a white guy

 

Surprisingly catchy. Need the Obama remix. Thx for sharing Dan Green!

 

TIME TO DIVE INTO AUGUST!