May 3, 2013

The Shirk Report – Volume 212


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to!



Then and Now
Forget angry. This bird looks straight pissed
Dealt with
Here are all of the candidates for this year’s Miss Korea
Nothing over a dollar…
Using a prosthetic leg like a Boss
How to tennis
He must get all the ladies with that sweatshirt
Balloon Lightyear
He spent hours on it
Ali Shuffle
Photobombed by the Keyser
What does this button do?
A well executed scheme
For those who take drinking seriously
Dance with me
Also known as a pizza
You belong to me now
Surfing rapids
Sicko is roasting his own people and loving it
Thanks Ireland!
This parking spot belongs to me and only me
Sign of the times: A video store’s closing remarks



Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest Price-Fixing Scandal Ever
Sriracha Hot Sauce Catches Fire, Yet ‘There’s Only One Rooster’
Drugs, pr0n, and counterfeits: the market for illegal goods is booming online
The Uncensored Oral History of ‘The Hangover’
Wired 20th Anniversary Collection
Tourists swim for nearly 14 hours after ship sinks near St. Lucia
How Facebook Designs the ‘Perfect Empty Vessel’ for Your Mind
China is plundering the planet’s seas—and it’s doing it 12.5 times more than it’s telling anybody
In 1810, a freed slave named Tom Molineaux fought in one of the most important fights in the history of boxing
What Happens If You Text Your Parents Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer?


5 VIDEOS + Jedi typing














Kevin Spacey Wishes You a Most Excellent Weekend


kevin spacey photobomb The Shirk Report   Volume 212