The Shirk Report – Volume 382
Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com
20 IMAGES
– Friday!
– Let’s dive right in | Put some spring into it | Now we’re talking
– Even our chest bumps look apologetic
– This guy resigned with a sympathy card
– And this guy asked Bill Murray to sign his forehead
– Speaking of Bill Murray
– Like a boss
– Like a baby
– Like a little kid
– Like a senior citizen
– How to tie a perfect man bun
– Pick your cone
– This
– At least the most useless job comes with the best seat in the house
– He looks upset, better zoom in
– And the worst idea of the year goes to
– tee-hee
– Followed by: are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type
– Both their faces are perfect
– Until next week
10 ARTICLES
– Love the Fig
– Here’s Proof that the World Isn’t the Hellhole It Feels Like
– I Have Invented The Ultimate Food To Eat While Driving
– Understanding Basic Aesthetics in Photography
– How the Pentagon Became Walmart
– The Media’s Olympics Coverage Reminds Us Just How Taxing It Is to Be a Female Athlete
– The Sharks That Live to 400
– Do Your Friends Actually Like You?
– The Deadly Results Of Flawed Design
– The Audacious Plan to Save This Man’s Life by Transplanting His Head
5 VIDEOS + small hands
HERE’S TO A WEEKEND OF OLYMPIC PROPORTIONS
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