August 12, 2016 at 11:42 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 382

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Let’s dive right in | Put some spring into it | Now we’re talking
Even our chest bumps look apologetic
This guy resigned with a sympathy card
And this guy asked Bill Murray to sign his forehead
Speaking of Bill Murray
Like a boss
Like a baby
Like a little kid
Like a senior citizen
How to tie a perfect man bun
Pick your cone
This
At least the most useless job comes with the best seat in the house
He looks upset, better zoom in
And the worst idea of the year goes to
tee-hee
Followed by: are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type
Both their faces are perfect
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Love the Fig
Here’s Proof that the World Isn’t the Hellhole It Feels Like
I Have Invented The Ultimate Food To Eat While Driving
Understanding Basic Aesthetics in Photography
How the Pentagon Became Walmart
The Media’s Olympics Coverage Reminds Us Just How Taxing It Is to Be a Female Athlete
The Sharks That Live to 400
Do Your Friends Actually Like You?
The Deadly Results Of Flawed Design
The Audacious Plan to Save This Man’s Life by Transplanting His Head

 

5 VIDEOS + small hands

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO A WEEKEND OF OLYMPIC PROPORTIONS

 

bill murray every olympic event tweet The Shirk Report – Volume 382