Mar 10, 2017

The Shirk Report – Volume 412


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



When you’re super upset but the show must go on
Would you care for some complex carbohydrates?
Get you a Michael
This fishing net toss is perfect
Only Mario Karters will get this
Hungry big fella? | Hungry little fella?
Cookie Monster 2.0
Tip of the week
This guy just reached peak SnapChat | And this is peak Pez
Mr Steal Yo Girl
Sometimes you just gotta go for it | For example
Bush nailed this handshake like a boss
To them we are elves
High Fives almost all around | Exhibit B
Someone added a fish to this clip of Theresa May laughing because it’s the Internet
Damnit Kevin!
Until next week



How Friendships Change in Adulthood
Warren Buffett’s Best Investment
There’s a Wire Above Manhattan That You’ve Probably Never Noticed
The Latte-Art Revolution
The Bloomberg Billionaires Index
The Rise, Fall, and Rise of Zubaz Pants
Neanderthal Dental Plaque Shows What a Paleo Diet Really Looks Like
Thanks Goodness Nukes are So Expensive and Complicated
How the Like Button Took Over the Internet
You May Want to Marry My Husband


5 VIDEOS + the old chariot
















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