Jan 12, 2018

The Shirk Report – Volume 456



Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



When your favourite frozen pizza is on sale for $2.99 | When you get home and your friend tells you they’re now $1.99
The kids are going to be alright (fyi for those curious like me, it seems that it likely wouldn’t be an issue as accurate DNA testing from hair requires the root not just the hair shaft)
Never change Al
Some house chores aren’t chores at all
The day he quit soccer
I’m hilarious
When anyone in front of you at the post office takes longer than 2 seconds
Now give me your hand so I can stab you
I did my own study
I’m hilarious pt. 2
Oh crap cameras, act natural
You know it’s windy when..
Let me try, let me try!
Love my little cold house
How to prevent carpal tunnel
All hail the king
Until next week



Scientists Discover Clean Water Ice Just Below Mars’ Surface
Just Eat More Fiber
Your smartphone📱is making you👈 stupid, antisocial 🙅 and unhealthy 😷. So why can’t you put it down❔⁉️
Is everything you think you know about depression wrong?
New York Times’ Annual 52 Places to Go (in 2018)
Why Costco Will Never Raise the Price of Rotisserie Chicken
Our Best Evidence Yet That Humans Are Fixing the Ozone Hole
99% of These Sea Turtles Are Turning Female—Here’s Why
52 things learned in 2017 (a reader shared this but I couldn’t locate who, thank you kind Internet friend!)
Improving Ourselves to Death


5 VIDEOS + persistence















dna hair tweet funny The Shirk Report – Volume 456