June 22, 2024 at 8:41 pm

He Asked His Wife For Toilet Paper And Joked That Even Half Of It Would Work, So She Ended Up Cutting The Roll In Half… Literally

by Sarrah Murtaza

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What good are couples when they can’t take some humor and make some pranks

This wife was clever with pranking her husband and he is impressed!

Let’s check out the full story!

Asked wife for help. Got exactly what I asked for.

This happened about 2 hours ago.

I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.

He has a mischievous wife..

So here I am taking a quick (30 minutes) morning poop while working from home, when I noticed the lack of toilet paper.

Knowing I had used the last of it the night before, I concluded that I in fact had put myself in this situation.

He wanted a small favor..

I called my wife who was upstairs and asked if she could kindly bring down the white sheets which will free me from the stink trap of my own making.

The exact words I used were “I don’t care if it’s even half a roll, I just need something”

Several excruciating minutes went by, you know the time when you have finished with everything you wanted to watch/read on your phone and you are just sitting there with a dirty booty.

This was made even worse because I couldn’t hear her moving around to bring me the toilet paper.

She wasn’t going to be so easy on him

Then my wife appeared. She had a smile on her face. Then she handed me half a roll, she had cut the roll in half.

She proceeded to laugh so hard she had to take her Ventolin inhaler.


I finished up in the bathroom.

When I came out I told her I only got to wipe half my tush.

I’m going to start looking before pooping more often.

That was funny!

He literally got what he asked for and his wife couldn’t be more proud of herself.

Let’s check out what commentators on Reddit think about this story.

This person has a tip!

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This person has some healthcare advice for the wife.

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This person has a story to share.

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This person shares some wise words.

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This person had no idea what was coming.

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This was actually pretty funny.

Well done!

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