August 30, 2024 at 1:51 pm

He Had To Hand Out Surveys To Customers But He Knew The Data Wasn’t Accurate, So He Slacked Off To Ensure He Got A Raise

by Ashley Ashbee

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There is a common myth that data is inherently objective.

But the reality is that data is only as valid as the method used to collect it and if the sample size represents what it is supposed to represent.

The employee in this story understands this and used his statistics skills to understand the survey bias and get rewarded for working less hard.

Performance review metrics in retail fail to consider that an entry-level employee might possess basic math skills

We have a survey for customers to fill out, but they’re not given to everyone.

Plus, the sample size of this survey was far too small to produce anything resembling an accurate representation of our true customer service performance.

So I did some calculations and determined that even if I stopped trying to impress my managers and just showed up on time for all my shifts, I’d end up with all 2’s and 3’s on my next review.

However, the store’s survey score would rise and actually help my score enough to still qualify for a 3% raise.

So that’s exactly what I did.

A year later, the comments on my review were a lot more critical than they’d ever been, and yet I once again had a 3% raise.

That raise was much more rewarding than any of the previous ones had been, even though I had fewer positive comments on my surveys and more negative ones.

Here’s what people are saying.

I think part of the problem is that surveying is not necessarily done to actually improve the business. It may just to be able to brag internally and externally.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Some people stay in retail because they haven’t improved their skills in other areas. And some stay because they don’t see how skilled they are or quitting seems too risky.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Haha! I saw a job ad just like that. It was all about how many forms you could get filled out.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

I think you’d risk getting caught trying to circumvent the system.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Definitely! As I read this I was thinking he’d be a great growth manager for a software startup.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Sounds boring.

If you liked that post, check out this one about an employee that got revenge on HR when they refused to reimburse his travel.

Ashley Ashbee | Contributing Writer, Workplace & Culture

Ashley Ashbee is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter specializing in workplace dynamics, employee advocacy, and professional culture. Drawing on her real-world experience as a software consultant, she brings a unique, insider perspective to navigating office conflicts, toxic management, and trending professional dilemmas.

Holding a degree in Professional Writing from York University, Ashley combines her formal editorial training with her corporate background to deliver highly engaging, empathetic narratives. She excels at breaking down complex workplace dramas and translating them into stories that truly empower and validate modern workers.

Based in St. Catharines, Ontario, Ashley balances her time between the tech and publishing worlds with her love for the outdoors. When she isn’t consulting or writing, she can usually be found exploring local walking trails or experimenting with new recipes in the kitchen.

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