September 17, 2024 at 2:21 am

Upstairs Neighbor Snores So Loud It Keeps Her Awake, So She Uses A Massager To Wake The Neighbor Up Long Enough For Her To Fall Asleep

by Heather Hall

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge/Pexels/cottonbro studio

Living in an apartment building comes with its own share of challenges, especially when it comes to noisy neighbors.

What would you do if your upstairs neighbor’s snoring was so loud it kept you up at night, even with white noise and earplugs?

This tenant decided to get some creative revenge.

Read on for the details!

I can hear my upstairs neighbor snore through the floor as if he was laying in bed next to me.

I live on the second floor of a three-floor apartment building. The apartments above and below me are both laid out exactly the same as mine.

Currently, the downstairs apartment is vacant, and the landlord is planning on renovating it slowly over the next few months to have it ready for summer.

The upstairs neighbor moved in about 3 months ago after the previous couple moved out.

I never once heard any excessive noise from the previous tenants.

I’ve lived here for almost three years, but the tenants above and below me over this time have all stayed for a 1-year lease only and then moved on.

Turns out, the new neighbor is a very heavy sleeper.

I tend to stay up until about 11:30/12 most nights before I go to bed, and I always sleep with a fan on in my room for white noise.

For the last three months, when I get in bed and turn on my fan, I can still hear the new neighbor snoring.

It’s so loud I’m surprised the light fixture on my ceiling doesn’t vibrate.

When I roll over and try to fall asleep, the noise is so loud that I could compare it to sleeping with someone with untreated sleep apnea on a mattress on the floor next to you.

I spent the first month distressed and exhausted at the lack of sleep.

Halfway through the second month, I started being passive-aggressive and taping brochures for sleep apnea clinics in their mailbox.

I got myself a pair of earplugs, AND I CAN STILL HEAR HIM SNORE OVER THE FAN AND WITH the earplugs!!

Struggling with lack of sleep, they try to find a solution.

At this point, I’m struggling to keep it together as I’m a light sleeper, but what can I do? He’s in a whole other apartment.

I consider moving my bed to the main part of my apartment, but I really don’t want to sleep in the same room I cook and my cat poops.

Then, one night, when I can’t fall asleep, I decide to try the good old reliable method of tiring myself enough to pass out and grab my magic wand and plug it in.

That’s when inspiration hit me.

I turned that magic massage wand on high speed and laid it between my solid bed frame and the wall so it made an insanely loud rumbling noise that was absolutely unavoidable to hear upstairs.

Finally, there’s a breakthrough.

After a few minutes, I heard the neighbor get out of bed and stomp around, wondering what the sound could be.

I left it the way it was for about 15 minutes, and when I turned it off, I couldn’t hear anything upstairs.

I fell asleep peacefully and easily for the first time since he moved in.

For the last few weeks, every night, when I start to get ready for bed, I do this.

I use the noise to wake the neighbor for 15 minutes while I prepare for bed and then turn it off and fall asleep within minutes without hearing the snoring!

If I ever encounter him in person and he asks if I know what the noise is, I intend to tell him it’s the old hot water system in the building.

Wow! What a creative way to stop the noise!

Let’s check out what the folks over at Reddit had to say about this situation.

According to this person, they should’ve been more direct.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

This person thinks they should get used to sleeping with noise.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

Here’s someone in the same situation, so they get it.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

Good advice, but it’s not for everyone.

Source: Reddit/Petty Revenge

Though it works now, this may be a temporary solution.

They may want to discuss the issue with the neighbor so he can get help from a doctor if needed.

If you liked that post, check out this one about an employee that got revenge on HR when they refused to reimburse his travel.

Heather Hall | Contributing Writer, Life & Drama

Heather Hall is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter specializing in internet culture, workplace conflict, and viral customer service stories. With over a decade of editorial experience in digital publishing, Heather excels at curating trending online discussions and providing insightful commentary on the daily dramas that capture the internet's attention.

Since beginning her career in 2011, she has developed deep expertise in SEO-driven digital content, having written for a wide array of publications covering lifestyle, business, and travel. At TwistedSifter, Heather focuses on synthesizing complex social media threads into engaging, highly readable narratives that highlight the human element of viral news.

When she isn’t analyzing the latest internet discourse, Heather is a dedicated mother of three sons who takes family gaming nights entirely too seriously—whether she is dominating in Mario Kart, exploring The Legend of Zelda, or jumping into Roblox.

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