Couple Got Married In A Church, But When He Found Out His Wife’s Tears Weren’t Happy, The Husband Sought Revenge
by Chelsea Mize
We all know weddings can bring tears of joy, but in this instance the tears were not so joyful.
I can’t imagine many grooms would be thrilled to find their wife and their sister upset to the point of tears on the biggest day in a couple’s life.
Let’s find out what made everyone feel so blue on this big day…and how he handled things.
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Make my wife and sister cry on my WEDDING DAY!? Ok, now go find another job.
My wife wanted us to get married in a church.
I have my opinions about that, but given that she wanted it, and it would make her happy, that made me happy.
So I gave no pushback on it whatsoever.
Compromise in relationships is always a good sign.
Let’s forget about the fact that the benevolent, generous, loving church required a $1,000 “donation” to conduct the ceremony and sign the marriage certificate, but I digress…
Come the wedding day, we walk down the aisle surrounded by friends and family, the ceremony goes wonderfully, we walk back out and start talking to some of the guests.
Smile, laugh, and just be happy.
Sounds like a great day to get married, right?
I then notice my sister, who was part of my wedding party, was teary eyed.
I looked closer and noticed she had been crying. I asked her what had happened, why she was crying, but she wouldn’t budge.
I then found out my wife had also been crying before the ceremony.
Uh-oh, seems like these are not normal wedding day weepies.
I then come to find out that this “dEaCoN” who had been part of the ceremony had told my wife, right before she was to walk down the aisle and get married, that she couldn’t do so because she didn’t have a veil.
She was told, right before she was to be married, that she wasn’t allowed to walk down the aisle because of a freaking veil….
Let’s just say I was seeing red.
Let’s just say I was prepared to burn down the world.
Let’s just say……I became angry.
This groom went straight from “something blue” to “seeing red.”
I knew that my sister’s tears were something to do with that dEaCoN as well, which made this 100X worse.
BUT, I wasn’t about to ruin my wife’s wedding day by making a scene, and my friends encouraged me to deal with it later as well.
So I temporarily let it go.
Rest of the wedding day went phenomenally.
Everyone had a blast, and we couldn’t have been happier.
But when we got back from the honeymoon…….
I took a trip to that church.
I took two trips to that church.
In fact, I took three trips to that church.
One, two, three times is the charm?
Each time, I calmly, but with what I expect was the look of demonic anger on my face, went to their front office and complained, and argued, and fought with literally anyone who was there.
I demanded to speak with whoever was in charge, (not the man upstairs obviously), and spoke to some head of the church board or some crap like that.
I demanded punishment for that dEaCoN, for a face to face apology, for some kind of repercussion or retribution for BRINGING MY WIFE AND SISTER TO TEARS ON MY WEDDING DAY.
Yeah. Not exactly what you want on such a momentous occasion.
I’m a lawyer, so I’ve gotten very used to arguing….and arguing….and arguing….
As much as I wanted to throttle the man that did this, I forced the civilized lens to take precedence and dealt with it that way.
It’s been months.
Seems like the church offended the wrong man.
From what I’ve been told, and from my own observations, he’s been fired.
I was also told that he had a “reputation,” whatever that meant, but I’m convinced my poking and prodding and stabbing at the subject finally got that miserable jerk fired from his oh-so-self-righteous position.
My sister still hasn’t told me what made her cry that day, but the coincidence is just too great.
At least the groom got his revenge.
Not sure if this should be posted to AITA or some other subreddit, but hey, it felt good to tell this story, and I’m just glad I was able to mete out some vengeance.
Weddings can be stressful, but these nuptials were next level.
Let’s see how the comments section responds.
This user has a problem with the broken legalese.
While this person thinks he should’ve really preached!
Another commenter thinks it’s a miracle someone in the church got fired.
This person says if you’re gonna play on the field, you gotta follow the rules.
Another commenter says the church is the bad guy here.
This couple went to the chapel, got married, then went back for revenge.
That is not the way to treat a bride on her wedding day.
Thought that was satisfying? Check out what this employee did when their manager refused to pay for their time while they were traveling for business.

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