June 29, 2025 at 6:48 am

Joann Fabrics Customer Showed Up For The “Everything Must Go” Sale, But The Discounts Were Hilariously Bad

by Ben Auxier

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

It’s so hard to find a good price on something these days that even businesses that are literally liquidating and throwing in the towel can barely provide a bargain.

Just look at this video from TikTok user @sheepadoodleluna:

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

“POV,” says the caption, “you went to Joann’s ‘store closing’ ‘everything must go’ sale.”

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

The price tags were less than impressive.

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

Like oh boy, a couple dollars off?

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

The cart remained empty.

A Joann's store closing sale

TikTok/sheepadoodleluna

And our shopper remained unimpressed.

@sheepadoodleluna

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Seriously, what are we even doing here?

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Seems like to get a good deal at a clearance sale, you’ve gotta be there in just the right 6 minute window between when the prices get good and everything is gone.

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Most “sales” aren’t sales, they’re regular prices dressed as bargains.

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Man, remember when Black Friday meant something?

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The point is, capitalism is going great, no notes.

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