A Friend Of Their Neighbor’s Thought This Dad Was Kidnapping His Own Kids, But Soon Regretted Confronting Him In The First Place
by Michael Levanduski

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There are times when you see something that appears out of place, and the right thing to do is step in and make sure everything is ok.
What would you do if someone in the neighborhood stopped your friend because they didn’t think they were his kid’s dad because of the way he looked?
That is what happened in this story, and then later in the night, when the lady got even more upset, the friend puked, which caused her to puke, and the whole thing was a mess.
Check it out.
You could’ve just asked if he was their dad.
My friend is tatted to the hilt Blancholo (Caucasian cholo) and is a father or 3 but you wouldn’t picture him as a father type looking at him.
We were hanging out at his place and across the street was some kind of birthday party for kids.
He knew the neighbors across but not the extended family or friends.
Because he’s on good terms he let his kids go to the party unsupervised and we hung out on his front stoop grilling terrible meat, drinking beers, and talking toy cars.
Sounds like a pretty normal day so far.
When it started getting dark his kids knew it was time to go home so they walked to the end of the driveway and waited for my friend to cross them back home.
As he’s walking back a lady followed him across the street and demanded that he show proof they were his kids which cause my friend to call for his wife.
She confronted the lady which caused her to back down and retreated to the party.
My friend texted the neighbor what happened and they both met up between cars and talked it out.
We found out the Karen in question was a ex co worker of his wife and that he didn’t like her either but he’s only playing nice because of the kids.
She just can’t let it go.
As the party was dying down everyone started leaving the lady appeared with 2 other people and a kid.
She was obviously mildly faded by the way she looked.
She looked at our direction and flipped the bird at us which cause another one of our friends to say some things in Spanish that loosely translates to “**** off with your stupid ***.”
That set her off.
She started to cross the street.
Our homie got up walked towards the street and we watched as he got to the street then started projectile vomiting all over the end of the driveway.
He got up too fast while full of beer and food which caused him to just puke.
Him puking caused her to puke and one of our other friends to puke.
I ran into the house to avoid seeing anyone puke and stayed in the kitchen where I couldn’t see or hear it.
This is embarrassing for everyone involved.
After it was said and done she apparently puked on herself because she had that belly so she didn’t get a clean shot.
Our homie was shirtless so we just hosed him off while washing the street.
The other one had to flip the dirt and hose it off so it wouldnt smell as bad.
Puke lady went back to the neighbors then later popped out in different clothes and left.
After an hour the neighbors popped up and my friend told his wife his side of the story and what all had happened.
She told him that she thought he was kidnapping the kids because he didn’t look like their dad and then she said our friend threatened her which wasnt true because everyone on the stoop heard what our friend said and everyone repeated what he said.
The neighbors hung out with us for a bit for more bad food and beer which led to some common ground that maybe that person shouldnt be coming around again or at least not get involved with other people’s kids without asking the neighbors.
I get that she was being cautious but his neighborhood isn’t the type of place where abductions will happen due to the rough crowd around it and people constantly being outside.
I bet she won’t mess with our friend again though.
It is good to step in to try to protect kids, but there is a way to do it that isn’t insulting or rude.
At least it all worked out in the end, even if it was a little gross.
Read on to see what the people in the comments have to say about it.
It is pretty funny, I’ll give them that.

Now that is a fun story.

Back when people were civil, at least when children were around.

It would have been funny to see.

She wasn’t thinking at all.

Everyone in this story should be embarrassed.
What kind of people act this way in front of children?
Wildly inappropriate.
If you liked that post, check this one about a guy who got revenge on his condo by making his own Christmas light rules.
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