This is the kind of experience that, while ultimately harmless, might make me rethink my entire career path, not gonna lie.

Here’s the spooky tale from TikTok user @lpernas1995:

“Respectfully, if whoever did this sees this video, your mom’s a hoe.”

“Number one rule in doing a home inspection is always clear the house first. Because squatters and trespassers there are real thing. Especially if the house has power. So here I am clearing the house. I go to open the garage door…”

“Oh, hi, life size ******* childhood nightmare nemesis Michael Myers, staring at me in the ******* face.”

“Yeah. Happy Friday. I got to scream like a little ***** this morning.”

@lpernas1995

Ya moms a hoe #homeinspection #fypage #homeinspector #inspector #halloween #fy

♬ original sound – Lpernas1995

This was uncalled for.

We’re all shook now.

Who knew this was one of the dangers of the profession?

The layers are piling on.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go change my pants.

Now that you’ve read that story, check out this one about a delivery driver who took a $400 grocery order back because she wasn’t given a tip.