January 21, 2026 at 11:55 pm

Hotel Clerk Didn’t Understand When A Guest Complained She Didn’t Get The Massage She Ordered, But Then Then She Realized The Word Was “Message”

by Ashley Ashbee

Woman on hotel landline phone

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Bizarre misunderstandings happen everywhere, not just in the office. Sometimes you have to laugh when things make sense again.

See how this hotel clerk figured out what confused a customer.

Massage retrieval

This just happened and I am dying laughing.

I work at a boutique inn and spa.

It’s a baffling complaint.

A guest calls me and the following conversation happened:

“Good Evening hotel Front Desk this is CrazySquirrelGirl. How can I help you?”

“Yes. I have been hitting the massage button for an hour and no one is coming to give me a massage.”

“I’m sorry. What button?”

“The massage button.”

Then it becomes hilariously clear.

“I apologize but where is this button you are pressing?”

“On the phone. Massage Retrieval”

“Ma’am, do you mean the message retrieval for voicemails?”

“OH my God…”hangs up

I can’t stop laughing. 🤣

Here is what folks are saying.

It’s ideal when customers can own their mistakes.
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Aw that’s cute.

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This person should get their eyes checked out, too.

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It would be amazing!

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Phew!

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I make these mistakes sometimes when I’m not wearing my glasses.

If you liked that post, check out this post about a rude customer who got exactly what they wanted in their pizza.

Ashley Ashbee | Contributing Writer, Workplace & Culture

Ashley Ashbee is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter specializing in workplace dynamics, employee advocacy, and professional culture. Drawing on her real-world experience as a software consultant, she brings a unique, insider perspective to navigating office conflicts, toxic management, and trending professional dilemmas.

Holding a degree in Professional Writing from York University, Ashley combines her formal editorial training with her corporate background to deliver highly engaging, empathetic narratives. She excels at breaking down complex workplace dramas and translating them into stories that truly empower and validate modern workers.

Based in St. Catharines, Ontario, Ashley balances her time between the tech and publishing worlds with her love for the outdoors. When she isn’t consulting or writing, she can usually be found exploring local walking trails or experimenting with new recipes in the kitchen.

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