September 15, 2026 at 9:47 am

He Set Up Full On-Site Roof Inspections for 12 Pushy Storm Chasers—Only to Hand Them a Dated Receipt Showing a Brand-New Metal Roof

by Matthew Gilligan

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Raise your hand if you’re tired of telemarketers calling your phone all the time…

Okay, that looks like just about everyone!

And I’m with you!

How annoying is that?

You’re in the middle of an important task, you’re focused, and your phone suddenly rings out of nowhere and throws of your momentum.

Ugh!

The guy you’re about to hear from in the story below got so fed up with telemarketers that he decided some petty revenge was in order.

Check out what he did!

Saying yes to roofing telemarketers.

“In late April, my area (Midwest US) was pummeled by a major hail storm.

My neighborhood was hit especially badly.

Everyone is getting a new roof. Siding damaged. Skylights shattered. Cars were totaled. AC units are all beat up. Anything outside like patio furniture was trashed.

Here they come!

With this came the rush of storm-chasing roofing companies. Lots of out of town, sketchy companies. They’ve been calling and door knocking non-stop for 2 months.

I hired a reputable, local guy a week after the storm. But he’s understandably booked out and hasn’t replaced my roof yet. He also doesn’t do yard signs like many of the companies do. So they’ve kept the pressure on me.

It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve said no or hung up on them. They keep calling offering “free roof inspections”.

My number is on the do not call list but they don’t care – no one does anymore.

He finally decided to play hardball.

Two weeks ago I started actually talking to them.

I ask the company name, tell them I’ve already hired someone and hang up.

Then I logged the company name in a quick Excel sheet.

LOL.

If a company called 3 times I started saying yes. Set up a time for an inspection.

3 different companies were on my roof today.

All of them came down wanting to sign a contract right away.

I explained I’d already hired someone. But thanks for the second opinion.

Waste my time, I’ll waste yours.”

Folks shared their thoughts on Reddit.

This reader had a lot to say.

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Another individual weighed in.

Screenshot 2026 07 14 at 4.46.23 PM He Set Up Full On Site Roof Inspections for 12 Pushy Storm Chasers—Only to Hand Them a Dated Receipt Showing a Brand New Metal Roof

This Reddit user shared their thoughts.

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Another person spoke up.

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And this reader weighed in.

Screenshot 2026 07 14 at 4.45.53 PM He Set Up Full On Site Roof Inspections for 12 Pushy Storm Chasers—Only to Hand Them a Dated Receipt Showing a Brand New Metal Roof

Ahhhh, that was satisfying.

Thanks for letting us live vicariously through your revenge story, sir!

What a guy…

This guy isn’t messing around!

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