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January 29, 2024 at 12:58 am

Woman Steals Soldier’s Car And Gets Him Beat Up For Trying To Take It Back. So He Gets Revenge On All Of Them.

Sign me up for one pepto-bismobile, please!

January 27, 2024 at 1:49 pm

Rite Aid’s Facial Recognition Profiled Shoppers Profiled By As Potential Thieves, So FTC Shuts It Down

Score one for the good guys!

January 23, 2024 at 2:51 pm

Lieutenant Said He Wanted Windows Washed By Any Means Necessary, So They Did It In The Worst Way Possible

Pretty funny!

January 21, 2024 at 8:45 pm

Guy Shares How To Spot Undercover Cop Cars That Are In Your Neighborhood. – ‘Always have the roof racks removed.’

You’ve probably never thought about this…

January 21, 2024 at 6:33 pm

Local Politician Demanded That His Ad Not Be Changed, So a Newspaper Complied Even Though He Made a Mistake

Ask and you shall receive!

January 21, 2024 at 4:32 pm

Management Told Employee They Were “Too Nice” In A Review, So They Comply And Get A Big Bonus To Start Being Helpful Again

Some people can’t get out of their own way…

January 21, 2024 at 1:49 pm

California’s “Toilet To Tap” Plan Aims To Turn Raw Sewage Into Drinking Water, But It’s Not As Gross As It Sounds

Would you drink recycled wastewater?

January 20, 2024 at 5:46 am

Government Bean Counter Wouldn’t Pay Membership Fee For Essential Training, So Employee Made Sure They Paid Double

Government people doing government things.

January 14, 2024 at 10:42 am

The IRS Tried To Charge Him A Fee, So He Figured Out A Way To Make The Agent Pay One As Well

This is a story for everyone.

January 13, 2024 at 11:37 am

Entitled BMW Owner Keeps Parking In An Emergency Spot, So The Fire Department Crushed His Car And Wrecks His Life

People are so appallingly obtuse sometimes.

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Woman Steals Soldier’s Car And Gets Him Beat Up For Trying To Take It Back. So He Gets Revenge On All Of Them.

Rite Aid’s Facial Recognition Profiled Shoppers Profiled By As Potential Thieves, So FTC Shuts It Down

Lieutenant Said He Wanted Windows Washed By Any Means Necessary, So They Did It In The Worst Way Possible

Guy Shares How To Spot Undercover Cop Cars That Are In Your Neighborhood. – ‘Always have the roof racks removed.’

Local Politician Demanded That His Ad Not Be Changed, So a Newspaper Complied Even Though He Made a Mistake

Management Told Employee They Were “Too Nice” In A Review, So They Comply And Get A Big Bonus To Start Being Helpful Again

California’s “Toilet To Tap” Plan Aims To Turn Raw Sewage Into Drinking Water, But It’s Not As Gross As It Sounds

Government Bean Counter Wouldn’t Pay Membership Fee For Essential Training, So Employee Made Sure They Paid Double

The IRS Tried To Charge Him A Fee, So He Figured Out A Way To Make The Agent Pay One As Well

Entitled BMW Owner Keeps Parking In An Emergency Spot, So The Fire Department Crushed His Car And Wrecks His Life

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Woman Steals Soldier’s Car And Gets Him Beat Up For Trying To Take It Back. So He Gets Revenge On All Of Them.

Donor Changed Her Mind About Giving Away Her Clothes, But When She Returned To The Charity Shop, Every Item Had Already Been Sold

He Was Passed Over For A Promotion For Helping Too Many People With Their Work, So He Stopped Being Helpful

A College Student Returned Home for a Semester—Only to Find Her Parents’ Constant GPS Tracking Turned the House into a Surveillance State

Resident Remembered Being Denied Access To The Neighbors’ WiFi, So When They Later Wanted His Parking Spot, He Wasn’t Eager To Help