Jan 14, 2014

The 15 Most Unintentionally Profound Quotes Ever

 

Sometimes the most thought-provoking wisdom can come from the unlikeliest of sources. Which of course makes it all the more profound…

Below you will find a collection of the most unintentionally profound quotes ever. From the Microsoft Word documents you stare at each day, to that three-year-old jar of mayonnaise in your fridge; inspiration is everywhere, you just have to know where to look.

Many of the quotes below are from a hilarious tumblr site called Life Advice from Machines. There was also an AskReddit post from August 2013 that provided much inspiration. Both are worth checking out if you enjoy any of the quotes below.

If you have any suggestions, please let us know in the comments below. NOW GET READY TO BE INSPIRED!

 

1. “Accept Change”
– Microsoft Word

 

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2. “Keep cool, never freeze”
– Mayonnaise

 

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3. “Input the value you want”
– Casio algebra calculator

 

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4. “Everything not saved will be lost”
– Wii quit screen

 

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5. “You must gather your party before venturing forth”
– Baldur’s Gate

 

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6. “Compose a new message”
– Sanyo flip phone

 

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7. “Stand upright in a cool place”
– Toilet bowl cleaner

 

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8. “Wait some time and then reconnect”
– Canon webcam

 

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9. “Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others”
– Airplane safety card

 

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10. “Run unattended”
– Acer pc

 

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11. “This is not a fault and there is no cause for concern”
– STAX earspeaker

 

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12. “Peel off the protective film and remove it completely”
– RCA

 

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13. “For most work, a gentle touch is best”
– Dremel rotary tool

 

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14. “Remove all attachments”
– Microsoft Outlook

 

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15. “Choose YES”
– Brother scanner

 

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