April 13, 2012 at 9:18 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 157

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

 

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20 IMAGES

Take a seat my friends
Forever hungry ||| Okay one more
You can’t test this
The Masters of Awkwardness (thx for sharing @MikeChops!)
When YouTube comments are good, they are great
Belly-bombing
How could you think this was a good idea? ||| Five minutes later…
Office Olympics: Rowing — flawlessly executed
The man’s got a point
Pro footballer Felipe Baloy poses with a young fan (who buys pr0n mags? thx for sharing Mr. Higgins!
And the tweet of the week goes to…
Haven’t posted an epic beard in a while ||| Here’s a mohawk for good measure
Photobombing. Old school
The force is strong in this one
The Sifter has verified that this is indeed the current Wikipedia profile picture for David Ortiz ||| for the doubters
Silvio you old dog
Red Bull 2, YouTube commenter, 1
I don’t even…
Sweatpants… by Picasso
A Roman Rampage
“This is mine now” – troll squirrel
 

10 ARTICLES

In Mexican Viral Video, Children Act Out Scenes Of Crime And Corruption (be sure to watch the vid) Thx for sharing Mr. Kennedy!
Uncompromising Photos Expose Juvenile Detention in America
The High Cost of Gambling on Oil
Mark Cuban says, “Don’t follow your passion, follow your effort” ||| Here’s an HBS Grad’s take
Step Inside The Most Expensive Hotel Room In History
8 Mind Blowing Disguises in Nature
Keith Richards writes his mother a letter about someone named ‘Mick Jagger’
The 10 Biggest Homes in America
This Internet provider pledges to put your privacy first. Always. (will be interesting to see if ‘privacy’ becomes the ‘low fat’ equivalent in tech)
Stone Forest in Madagascar. Make sure to check the photo gallery
 

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

CERTIFIED VIRAL

 
In less than a week both videos below have amassed a staggering 10+ million views. It would be wrong not to include them
 

 

 

 

Snackman is the hero the world needs right now


 
Here’s an animated gif for preservation

 

 

 

 

Who’s cutting onions? Thx for sharing brother Chris W.!

 

 

HERE’S TO A FREAKY FRIDAY MY FRIENDS!

 

 

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