The Shirk Report – Volume 170
Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to email@example.com!
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– Classic Bean
– Awkwardly timed photo makes it look like these Police officers are breakdancing
– How have I never realized this?
– Gingerbread crack house
– Obviously there’s a gif from last week’s video
– Just a father holding his son… and making my brain hurt (*hint* look at the mouth/nose)
– The most badass ladybug ever
– Aerial photo of NYC placed at the bottom of a pool
– Another happy zoo animal!
– Antonio Esfandiari wins the biggest poker tournament payout in history. $18 million
– A Hairy tattoo
– How a Chinese city prevents the homeless from sleeping under bridges
– Camera shoe
– Worst/Saltiest Mascot Ever
– Rotation fail
– This bird is deadly
– The ironing is delicious (obligatory ref.)
– Lincoln bombing
– Sweet car dude…
– The 1-800 number and headline don’t jive
– Leatherback sea turtles. They’re massive
– YouTube commenters are getting wittier
– Tight tracks (orig. vid, gif is sped up but still…)
– Shopping for Internets
– The Oatmeal Delivers $211,223.04 in Cash to Charity
– Depths of the World
– Sky Monsters
– Melinda Gates pledges $560 million for contraception
– The last thing the world needs now is a deflationary shock from China
– The First Photo on the World Wide Web
– How Christopher Nolan Rebuilt Batman
– 18 photos that will mess with your mind
– 10 Reasons Why Oxytocin Is The Most Amazing Molecule In The World
– Mortal Kombat’s Johnny Cage, 20 years later
HAVE A FREAKY FRIDAY Y’ALL!