May 10, 2013

The Shirk Report – Volume 213


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to!



Whoever concocted this is an evil genius
Your treadmill skills are inferior
Meet the Leonardo Dicaprio of stock photography. So versatile
Three orders of small wings please
Eat your heart out Guile | You too Chun Li | and a third one just for kicks
Good game. Good game. F*ck you. Good game.
Any of these names sound familiar?
One of many gems from Naked Gun. What a flick
Delicious wrapping paper
MacGyver’s most audacious getaway yet
Sarah Jessica Parker dresses as a peacock only to be outdone by Jennifer Lawrence
Gimme some fin!
Like a boss
You got iced
Sign don’t care
The backhoe bridge
Not quite sure what’s going on here
Not sure what’s going on here either
A cuddly photobomb from the other side of the television
Trolling ants with a sharpie
This is Internet
Not sure who to believe
And now for something completely adorable
Cheers to the weekend!



20 Things I Wish I’d Known When I was 30 by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Thx for sharing Laura S-B!)
I was swallowed by a hippo
A Gallery of Chinese DIY Inventions
Here Are The Salaries Of Every MLS Player
Mark Zuckerberg and Kevin Systrom on What Really Happened When Facebook Bought Instagram
A perspective on today
Dying in Space: An American Dream
The Tesla Model S is Consumer Reports Highest Scoring Car Ever
US judge receives 28-year jail term for his role in kids-for-cash kickbacks
The Mexico-USA Border

5 VIDEOS + The Arnold








Thx for sharing @Tonewise!







High-Five for the Weekend!


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