January 3, 2014 at 9:55 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 247

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!

 

25 IMAGES

Rise and shine!
Time to make some pop tarts
I thought I was getting Christmas Alien socks. Turns out they’re just upside down penguins
Beware of the snow shark
Reporter justice
This is how a trumpet works
Football wizardry
21st century libraries
Sup
Why don’t you like Asians Papa Bear?
The Stair Master
“No, no, pose like this!”
Here’s the first person to every purchase legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado, USA
This mirrored pinwheel is quite trippy
Libraries are on fire this week!
“Get the shadow boy!” | “Now you! Run in slow motion!”
Somber street art
Family portrait
Have you ever seen a package with a ’tilt indicator’?
The hero Gotham needs but doesn’t deserve (apparently it’s library week on the sifter)
Remember blowing on dandelions?
A stabilizing spoon for people suffering from Parkinson’s
Like a boss
Warming your feet by the fire is something all of us enjoy
Until next time

 

10 ARTICLES

The 54 Strangest Photos Of 2013
The Year We Broke the Internet
More Than 300 Sharks In Australia Are Now On Twitter
The Psychological Dark Side of Gmail
I Had My DNA Picture Taken, With Varying Results
The Year in Review: the biggest stories of 2013
The Year Megaplatforms Ruled The Internet
Why Google Glass is doomed
I Was An NFL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A Bigot
The End and Don King

 

5 VIDEOS

 

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SNOW SHARK WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU
A MOST EXCELLENT 2014!

 

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