Apr 17, 2015

The Shirk Report – Volume 313


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



You get my vote | and you get my vote | and Dave, you get everything
This guy took a selfie when the Google car was passing and Google Maps just updated the location
These chicks love the heat
How to weigh a baby giraffe
Wiggle with it | Shaq shimmmy | Together now | Perfect
Yes, let the hate flow through you
Stop hitting yourself
Meanwhile in Germany
This menu looks amazing!
One problem to the next
Attack of the Bag Monster
One Kick-Ass Anchorman
Hey, hey!
Best ski costume ever?
Literally the worst
This rural high school has a ‘bring your tractor to school’ day
The baker recreated this kid’s birthday cake design to perfection
Real-life Splinter!
Goalie cat
Until next week!


The Moral Bucket List
The Time Everyone “Corrected” the World’s Smartest Woman
The Science Of Why You Should Spend Your Money On Experiences, Not Things
Netflix is now bigger than CBS
And Then There Was One
How to solve Albert, Bernard and Cheryl’s birthday maths problem
A little known hack from Japan to get your notebook organized
How Mutual Funds Make Air Travel More Expensive
One Company’s New Minimum Wage: $70,000 a Year
An Amazing Interactive Tour Inside the Legendary Abbey Road Studios


5 VIDEOS + super, mega, awesome dunk








After SpaceX’s 2nd successful launch and payload delivery to the ISS, they almost landed the rocket. Third time’s the charm! Thanks for sharing Mario E!









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