October 30, 2015 at 10:35 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 341

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

– Friday!
– It’s not even Halloween and this guy’s already won
– It’s been a long week. A long, tiring week
– My favorite ‘you suck at parking’ note to date (print your own!)
– The struggle is real
– She charged with such gusto
– Uh thanks Amazon?
– When the Prime Minister of Canada met Fidel Castro
– No thanks,
– Hey, what cha doin’?
– The numbers don’t lie
– This mattress review has convinced me
– See, everyone does it!
– I’ll take two
– This would be funny if it weren’t so revolting
– How did this and this get approved?
– What the!
– BBQ man > Ice cream man
– Donald Trumpkin
– “Duck it”
– Wheeeee!
– The force is strong with this one
– When you get pranked by your own wedding party
– This restaurant’s spice meter
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– This Man Failed A Paternity Test Due To His Vanished Twin’s DNA
– How the World’s ’50 Best Restaurants’ are chosen
– Why Is There An ‘R’ in Mrs.?
– An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
– Guatemala just elected a comedian with zero political experience to be president (thx for sharing Tmac!)
– Mapping the Frenzy of Europe’s Migrant Crisis
– Inside the Secretive World of Tax-Avoidance Experts
– Is the world real, or is it just an illusion or hallucination?
– How an episode of The Simpsons is made
– Greenland is Melting Away

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE PARKING TURTLE!

 

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