Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– Monday
– This raccoon ran into a store and the photo of him being removed is perfect
– I’ve been harboring this shameful secret for a very long time
– #UGH
– Here are two ways not to enter a pool: not like this | definitely not like this
– This is the kind of happiness I want in life | This also works
– People are photoshopping Trump to be 2 ft tall and well, here it is: Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C | Exhibit D
– Coincidentally, pharmacy without the ‘p’ = Harmacy
– Stuck in the middle with you
– This awesome dentist put a Where’s Waldo poster on his ceiling
– Poor substitute teacher couldn’t get the projector working
– She shakes, she bakes, she..
– I won!
– Gonna start doing this everywhere I travel
– Poor Chris
– Life comes at you fast
– So protect yourself at all times
– Daily mantra
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– Rio’s Olympic venues, six months on – in pictures
– The Man Who Broke Ticketmaster
– Can You Be Friends With a Bear?
– Valentine’s Day Poems for Married People
– How the Flash Crash Trader’s $50 Million Fortune Vanished
– “No Stairway! Denied!” The Inside Story of Wayne’s World’s Most Unintentionally Complicated Gag
– Why Dragonfly Wings Kill Bacteria
– A Computer to Rival the Brain
– This Crab Clones Its Allies by Ripping Them in Half
– The 2017 Underwater Photographer of the Year Contest

 

5 VIDEOS