Feb 17, 2017

The Shirk Report – Volume 409


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



This raccoon ran into a store and the photo of him being removed is perfect
I’ve been harboring this shameful secret for a very long time
– Here are two ways not to enter a pool: not like this | definitely not like this
This is the kind of happiness I want in life | This also works
– People are photoshopping Trump to be 2 ft tall and well, here it is: Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C | Exhibit D
Coincidentally, pharmacy without the ‘p’ = Harmacy
Stuck in the middle with you
This awesome dentist put a Where’s Waldo poster on his ceiling
Poor substitute teacher couldn’t get the projector working
She shakes, she bakes, she..
I won!
Gonna start doing this everywhere I travel
Poor Chris
Life comes at you fast
So protect yourself at all times
Daily mantra
Until next week



Rio’s Olympic venues, six months on – in pictures
The Man Who Broke Ticketmaster
Can You Be Friends With a Bear?
Valentine’s Day Poems for Married People
How the Flash Crash Trader’s $50 Million Fortune Vanished
“No Stairway! Denied!” The Inside Story of Wayne’s World’s Most Unintentionally Complicated Gag
Why Dragonfly Wings Kill Bacteria
A Computer to Rival the Brain
This Crab Clones Its Allies by Ripping Them in Half
The 2017 Underwater Photographer of the Year Contest
















if youre reading this im sorry im late 21 The Shirk Report – Volume 409