Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– He was done as soon as his thumb went up
– Apparently I’m late for a meeting with my cat
– Have you heard of microdosing?
– “The grass is always greener on the other side” | Me:
– The jig is up
– Priceless
– Genius
– Darwin
– Dive with me
– Incoming!
– Nailed it
– Ken’s on to something
– Leaves hate him
– Fight me
– Just moved in with my girlfriend
– Let them eat cake
– No dice
– So long summer
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Great Pot Monopoly Mystery (thx for sharing Browne!)
– Facebook Figured Out My Family Secrets, And It Won’t Tell Me How
– What It Takes to Hold Your Breath for 24 Minutes
– Why We Will Never Get Over Wonderwall
– Elon Musk leads 116 experts calling for outright ban of killer robots
– Amazon Cuts Whole Foods Prices as Much as 43% on First Day
– The Murder That Never Was
– Inside an Epic Hotel Room Hacking Spree
– Your Instagram Posts May Hold Clues to Your Mental Health
– Before-and-after visuals of the massive flooding in Texas

 

5 VIDEOS + WikiHow