We are gathered here today to present you with tweets that will bring you immense pleasure…

And you better believe that we’re not lying, friends!

Take a look at these beauties and get prepared to laugh!

1. Yeah, WTF?

Not at all like the movies.

disney made turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit

— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) June 22, 2022

2. You’re like this now, aren’t you?

We all are!

that's right pic.twitter.com/TxiWwktnbN

— ❀ (@cosyluv) July 7, 2022

3. You can never spoil them enough.

That’s a fact!

Them: your pets are spoiled

Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide

— Soren A Eleven Y 🧇📺❤️ (they/them) (@uxnotyoux) July 7, 2022

4. For real!

This needs to be normalized.

Why is trying to eat any kind of flaky pastry in public so unnecessarily humiliating?

— Jada (@Jadawesome) June 25, 2022

5. You should have been in bed hours ago.

This doesn’t look good…

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move” pic.twitter.com/JfOAslUFe0

— 🅱️en (@NoCloutBen) July 8, 2022

6. That’s too much to ask.

WAY too much.

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

— jea (@420insidejob) August 26, 2022

7. You are now officially OLD.

Just roll with it.

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 18, 2022

8. Sounds amazing.

Let us know if you actually pull it off.

I would be sooooo good at not having a job … like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) July 18, 2022

9. Uh oh…

This is THE WORST.

when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution pic.twitter.com/TgRaOjTwdy

— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) July 18, 2022

10. I think you’re right.

It would be…groovy, baby.

I do think a new Austin Powers movie could heal the world

— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) July 27, 2022

11. Put it everywhere.

That’ll work!

me after taking a photo of myself i actually like: pic.twitter.com/5ZSwiLNDIm

— girls stan account (@girlsstanacc) July 31, 2022