Management Implemented A Strict Protocol About Lost And Found Items, So This Employee Documented An Unopened Bag Of M&M’s Peanuts
by Heide Lazaro
Some workplace policies are ridiculously unnecessary—not to mention a waste of time.
In this man’s company, management implemented a long and superfluous rule about documenting every lost and found item.
So he did exactly that when he found an unclaimed bag of chocolate candies.
Read the story for the full details!
Document ALL found item? Ok!
So, this was a few years ago (I’m still at the job, so I’m not putting the company name).
But they had gotten a wild hair up their upper management that every lost and found item must be followed with a 2-page incident report (cover letter and narrative).
Also it’s a bit long.
This man got a rude response.
I asked for clarification, and got a snarky response back with, “Yes, every item.”
Copy that! I saved the emails and waited.
Here’s where malicious compliance comes in.
The following day, I find a computer (that obviously needs documentation).
Then I find an unopened bag of family-size M&M’s peanuts.
I take pictures of it, location, write out the first page of what site I’m on, contract I’m working at, and the specific location.
I printed it all out, and turned it in.
The management suddenly changed the protocol.
I got a stern email saying that I wasn’t supposed to waste their time with a bag of food.
Well, you DID say if I found anything.
They decided to rewrite the email, saying high-ticket items like cells, tablets, etc.
Let’s find out how other users reacted to this story.
LOL. Makes sense.
People are curious about the M&Ms.
This user thinks there’s a low-grade office war going on.
This! Many can relate.
He’s just following the protocol.
We don’t play when it comes to candy.
If you thought that was an interesting story, check this one out about a man who created a points system for his inheritance, and a family friend ends up getting almost all of it.
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