March 14, 2025 at 4:49 am

‘I could get rich.’ – Customer Almost Bought Some Moldy Cheese At The Grocery Store, And Then Visions Of Lawsuits Danced In His Head

by Ben Auxier

SOURCE: tiktok.com/@qtvjhon_/

It’s annoying to bring something back from the grocery store just to realize that the expiration date is coming up super soon.

But what TikTok user @qtvjhon_ found could have ended FAR worse for someone not paying attention:

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“Can I just cop ts and fake eat it and get sick and sue??” reads the caption as he pans up the dairy aisle.

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“Nah,” he says, picking up a bag of Kraft Italian cheese, “I almost bought this.”

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“That’s crazy. Nah. What?”

He brings it in close and shows what looks very clearly like a LOT of mold inside the bag.

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“I could get rich.”

I mean, probably not if they have this video to show in court.

@qtvjhon_

they tryna sell me da cheese touch 👎👎 #cheese #nyc #snow #foodtiktok #store #fyp

♬ sunet original – tonilk_

 

Some commenters saw a hole in this plan:

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Others seemed to miss the point entirely:

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But the bottom line is:

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Which is true.

I mean, who eats ITALIAN cheese?

If you liked that story, check out this one about a Costco customer who got their cart stolen… so she hatched a plan to get it back!