Sibling Revenge Is A Fact Of Life, But This One Might Have Cut Too Deep
by Chelsea Mize

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Many of us have been the subject of undue torment in the past.
In this story, one sibling has some cutting revenge.
Let’s slice into this piece of work.
Taunt me with coins? I’ll steal your special cutlery
So this ridiculous situation happened about a year ago, give or take a few months, and it ended up with my sister finally leaving me alone.
Now, my sister is an A-class jerk—as is my brother-in-law, which I suppose is a match made in heaven.
Can’t wait to hear what this class-A sister had up her sleeve.
Anyway, she used to constantly taunt me for the weird habits I have, or how certain textures gross me out, or even certain sounds.
(Turns out I have autism that went undiagnosed for years.)
Happens more than you’d think. Let’s see what triggers them to seek vengeance…
Possibly the biggest trigger for me was coins.
I hate the feeling of them, the sound of them touching, and just how gross they are due to age.
My sister, of course, found this hilarious.
She would throw coins at me or purposely save up enough to make me gag at the sound.
One day, she took it to a whole new level.
Uh-oh. This is one twisted sister.
She got herself, her husband, and her kids to each hold a bundle of coins and start shaking them around—then chased me around her house with them.
I was in tears, begging them to stop.
The kids did stop once they saw me crying (they were young and confused), but the adults thought it was all a big joke.
Eventually, I escaped by getting into my car and leaving.
Horrible. How’s she gonna strike back?
Now here comes the petty revenge.
A week after that incident, I was still—rightfully—upset. I knew my sister had a thing about a particular set of cutlery.
She had this obsession with how certain ones feel, and those were the only ones she would use.
So… I took them. All of them.
Every. Single. One.
Cutting.
Because she lived in a rural area with no big shopping centers around that stocked that specific set of cutlery, she was stuck.
She refused to eat with anything else since she was a kid, so she ended up eating with her hands instead.
I never gave the cutlery back.
In fact, I currently have them hanging on my wall inside a picture frame—just to make her mad again whenever she visits.
Salt in the wound.
What do the comments think about this?
Someone says, glass houses!
Another person says, well-done.
This poster has a logistical inquiry.
Someone else says, sticks and stones…
Forks over nice guys.
This one is classic.
If you liked that post, check this one about a guy who got revenge on his condo by making his own Christmas light rules.

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