Everyone has had a bad stomach day, but few have turned it into a weapon of chaos.

So when a cranky customer started berating the cashier, one bystander unleashed the stinkiest, most disgusting revenge.

Within seconds, everyone thought she was the one who stunk up the place.

You’ll want to read on for this one!

Revenge is a dish best served stinky.

I once ate something that didn’t agree with me, and my entire digestive system protested by cursing me with horrible farts.

My noxious emissions smelled like a corpse smothered in rotting garbage juice and dirty diapers festering in a den of skunks. It was that bad.

So he decided to try and get ahead of this awful affliction.

I went to the gas station to get some ginger ale to possibly settle my stomach a bit and prevent the wife from filing for divorce, calling an exorcist—maybe even both.

She’d probably have had a solid case for attempted murder at this point.

He couldn’t help but notice another customer causing trouble.

This old lady was being a Karen because she forgot her ID and they wouldn’t sell her a fifth of vodka. I thought I was gonna be in that line forever, until I felt the pressure coming on.

So he decided to use his ailment for good.

This was my chance. I let one slip out, and it was the longest, warmest, silent fart I’ve ever let out.

It was so foul I swear the paint on the walls changed colors—just like the cashier’s face. I’d never seen that shade of green on a human before.

The cashier immediately starts pitting it on this Karen.

I said, “Lady, you’re obviously already drunk off your face anyway. Pretty sure you just crapped your pants. It’d be illegal to serve you anything.”

His plan worked like an absolute charm.

She protested angrily, turning like three different shades of red. The cashier retched like a cat horking up a giant hairball, and with tears in his eyes yelled at her to get out.

She tried denying it, but nobody believed it wasn’t her. She stormed out, seething with rage and nausea.

I felt like a stinky superhero that day.

Disgusting, but effective!

What did Reddit make of this colorful storytelling?

This commenter couldn’t help but crack up.

This story is going down as one of this commenter’s favorite.

The word choices in this story really paint a picture.

The wasn’t the hero anyone asked for, but he was the hero they needed in that moment.

Sometimes justice stinks in the best way possible.

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