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Over the decades, the birthday cake has evolved somewhat. What was once a simple sponge cake with quaint decorations and homemade charm is now, in many families, a thing of the past. Now for many, a spectacle is expected, year after year, with the taste secondary to the appearance. With cartoon characters and tiers upon tiers or multiple flavours, edible decorations and ostentatious sparklers, there’s no question that more and more money is being spent with specialty bakers to ensure that every birthday lives up to the dreams of those celebrating.

As a result, grocery stores have had to keep up. Simple sponge cakes are still ever-present on the shelves, but these are more of an everyday treat than a celebratory centrepiece. Now, mass-produced cakes laden with icing and decorations, surprise centres and all the colours of the rainbow line up in neat boxes on the supermarket shelves, while in-store bakers prepare cakes fresh to customer requirements.

The woman in this story had a previous job as one of these in-store cake decorators – and one day, a customer came in with a request she’d never forget.

Read on to find out what it was.

“On this cake, draw me and my friends but if we were all cats doing our favorite hobbies”

I worked as a cake decorator during my undergrad. I worked in a grocery store chain, so we were all about efficiency and speed; I had like seven minutes per cake to fully assemble and decorate standard case cakes (LMAO that didn’t happen but I tried).

We could have fifteen minutes for custom orders. The hours we were allotted for cake decorators for one week depended on how productive we’d been in previous weeks (the system counted automatically every time we printed a label for a cake).

Once a young guy came in and placed a custom order. I was 22, so he was probably 25, 26.

My brain is telling me he looked slightly like a “chill” type, maybe he had a beard and a beanie.

And this guy’s cake was one she’d never forget.

His friend was having a birthday and he wanted a sheet cake. On that cake, he wanted an artistic interpretation of what each friend of his would look like as a cat based on their physical appearances and personality traits.

He wanted each cat to have an item that reflected a hobby, like a friend who liked to write would have a notebook (but still as a cat). He also wanted me to write each cat’s name so they’d know who was who.

He tried to describe each one of his friends to me in terms of appearance, notable characteristics, and hobbies.

He had like eight friends.

Read on to find out how she dealt with this.

I wish I remembered how I got out of the conversation and subsequently got out of that order! I usually worked with my manager or my bakery lead and I feel like the lead took over.

We were allowed to reject orders if they were better suited to a speciality bakery (which many were; I don’t know why people thought we could do tiered cakes or use fondant).

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We could turn down orders like this that were straight up ridiculous.

It was really funny to me though. I remember the guy being super earnest about the cat cake.

In a way, it’s a shame that this grocery store bakery weren’t able to make this cake, because it honestly sounds really cool and like one you’d visually remember for the rest of your life. Clearly it wasn’t something that they’d be able to achieve in just fifteen minutes, but the guy’s creativity and ideas were incredible, and his friends would have definitely appreciated the effort he’d put into just dreaming up this cake.

Honestly, there was no way that this grocery store cake decorator was in the right position to actually fulfil the cake, so let’s hope that the guy had the funds to allow a specialty cake shop to produce it. Because the creativity was real here, and credit to his ambition for what a grocery store cake budget would allow!

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Kyra Piperides

Kyra Piperides, PhD | Contributing Science Writer

Dr. Kyra Piperides is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter, specializing in Science & Discovery. Holding a PhD in English with a dedicated focus on the intersections of science, politics, and literature, she brings over 12 years of professional writing and editorial expertise to her reporting.

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