It’s a story as old as time itself…with a twist!

It comes to us from a guy who knew that he had to share his story on Reddit because he realized that the folks there would LOVE IT.

And you better believe that they did!

It all started when his ex-girlfriend told him he had to move out of their place when she was out of town…and she’d be coming back to town with her new boyfriend.

That’s a real kick in the face!

When your ex tells you to move out while she’s on a work trip because the guy she cheated on you with is moving in, you get very creative moving out.

“I did this to an Ex who asked me to move out while she was on a work trip and told me she was coming back with her new boyfriend, we were still together when she left.

So he decided to get creative when he vacated the premises.

I got these little noisemakers, battery powered ones the size of a quarter that emit sounds at just the right volume that you aren’t sure if you really heard it, so quiet that two people could be sitting in an average sized room and while one can barely hear it the other wouldn’t hear a thing.

They last ages, and fit perfectly in light fixtures and in wall outlets. I got a box of 20 of them for like $100 on eBay and got so creative all over the house, her car, I even hid them in a boat her father got her (rich family and she grew up sailing).

And these devices aren’t anything to mess around with…because they’re incredibly annoying!

Now these little things make a noise at complete random intervals, could be minutes, could be hours, could take a whole day off. They cycle noises like children laughing, a “dying breath” as they called it, a whistle, scratching noises, some other ones I can’t remember but you get the idea. It was so unpredictable it was near impossible for someone to just figure it out.

Months go by, I get a new place, get my life back up. Now we had a few friends in common and one of them I kept up with. They were kinda sour about how she ended things but they had grown up together and kept up the friendship, loosely talking and catching up on occasion. I never really asked about her, but one day we get to talking and he’s wanting to prank some friends on a camping trip so I tell him about the noisemakers.

He told a friend about what was going on and his pal had a story to tell!

As I’m telling him about them he slowly starts making this face, like he’s gradually losing his ****. He’s got this huge grin on his face and asks me “you put these in (ex) **** didn’t you!?” And when I admit he starts laughing hysterically.

Turns out her new boyfriend had only lasted a few months, and had left telling her that he couldn’t handle whatever was going on with them and their mental states. Turns out for a while they had both heard things and sometimes only one would hear them, which gave the illusion that something really messed with them was going on in their heads at different times.

They couldn’t figure it out and eventually he wanted out completely, and having run down all the crazy list of **** people who are hearing voices would think ended it believing he had been infected with some brain worm the government was putting in vaccines or something like that.

I guess this is what you can call a PRO REVENGE story, don’t you think?

I bet no one saw this coming as the end result!

It was amazing, I hadn’t expected to hear anything about it. I rode that train for weeks. When it went away I got another hit of that high. She moved out, told her parents she didn’t want the house and to give it to her brother or sell it. Wouldn’t tell them why.

I always tell people who ask about her that I hold no grudge, and don’t tell them the part where I totally messed with her so bad I overshot the “got her back” stage and hit the blissful state of satisfied with my work.

My wife knows this story by heart because it’s her favorite one to tell.”

This is how people responded.

One person clued us in on what this device is called.

Another individual has played around with these things before.

One person messed around with their superior with these things.

This Reddit user wants the SCARY version.

And this person did some epic trolling with these devices.

Well, that’s one way to do it!

Hey, at least the guy’s wife enjoys it!