The State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen court transcript is one of those things that make you say, “this can’t possibly be real”. And when Rick and Morty re-eneact the obscene, offensive and downright vulgar exchange you say, “that can’t possibly be verbatim”.

Yet here we are. Pauses and all. You can read about the actual case here. The scene unfolded on June 17, 2016 in Rome, Georgia between Superior Court judge Bryant Durham Jr. and defendant Denver Fenton Allen.

Rick and Morty first debuted the re-enactment at Comic-Con and recently uploaded an HQ version to YouTube (embedded below). Watch the vid and then scroll down for the complete, and truly unbelievable transcript.

*Warning: profanity, vulgarity and obscenity abound in the video and transcript below