February 22, 2023 at 3:44 am
This Guy Wants His Girlfriend To Make Him Breakfast. Is That So Wrong?
“So recently I asked her if she’d start making breakfast for me, too.”
“So recently I asked her if she’d start making breakfast for me, too.”
“I’d love to witness the day Cortez first stepped foot in Tenochtitlan.”
“Your employer literally doesn’t care.”
Do you think he should live with the consequences?
FOURTH?!?!
“I use a Teflon pan sometimes even though I own a ton of cast iron.”
“cracks, dings, and divots”
“They belong to the same family as roses.”
Don’t ever pour it down the drain…
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