Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

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20 IMAGES

 
– Webster Lake. Also known as… (this video tells you how to pronounce it)
– Check out the size of Russia’s flag from this year’s Euro Cup
– Travis Barker’s daughter at the latest Blink 182 show
– Ruh-oh
– From the archives: A classic Craigslist trolling
– Three Notable Facebook Statuses from this week: Status 1 | Status 2 | Status 3
– Anti-cheating device
– I am le tired
– The other side of a restaurant sign on a one-way street
– I don’t think that means what you think it means
– Hardcore Ramen
– BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
– Jumpolines
– Well deserved
– And this is why honeybees die after stinging you. (that goo is abdominal tissue)
– Travel by fire. It’s your safest bet
– Emergency Briefcase
– Euro 2008 in Basel, Switzerland. Trolling Level: 9000
– They said I could become anything. So I became a plane
– Let me play you a song for all your first world problems

 

10 ARTICLES

 
– Why Smart People are Stupid
– Cartoonist turns lawsuit threat into $100K charity fundraiser
– Top 15 Crime Bosses and Drug Lords in 2012
– Letters of Note: Gene Wilder’s Demands to Willy Wonka Director Mel Stuart
– MIT creates glucose fuel cell to power implanted brain-computer interfaces
– 6 Famous News Stories That Forgot to Tell You the Best Part
– A useless yet entertaining site about pointing
– The Dream Will Never Die: An Oral History of the Dream Team
– The 50 Best Opening Lines in Movies (Thx for sharing Mr. Gilchrist!)
– The Useless Business Jargon Tournament Bracket

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

Here’s the post we did on this series a little while back

 

 

 

 

 

 

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