Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

25 IMAGES

– Good morning
– An unfortunately placed shadow from Thor’s hammer makes Stan Lee look like he peed himself
– This kid is going to do great things when he grows up
– Did… did you just print that out and put it there?
– Hungry hungry hippo
– Jet engine trick shot
– Sinkholes are terrifying
– Vodka shots will never be the same
– All ceiling fans should be converted into helicopters immediately
– Hey girl
– That guy
– The running of the bulls
– A drawn out fall
– This guys eyes are actually closed and his eyelids are tattooed
– Look ma no hands!
– Cow art done with paint
– Tilt your head 90 degrees clockwise to see how it was done
– Yu Darvish shows why batting is so hard: Five pitches overlaid | curve balls at various speeds (thx for sharing Hally P!)
– Simple and effective
– Clearance. It matters
– Spotted at a construction site
– Blockage
– Buckethead
– Couple gets in a fight. Guy puts up a barrier
– You never forget your first taste of real power

 

10 ARTICLES

– 6 New Kinds of Anxiety the Internet Gave Us
– The Most Hilarious Abandoned Websites
– The 11 Most Mystifying Things the Tsarnaev Brothers Did
– Modern art was CIA ‘weapon’
– Why are your friends more popular than you?
– Living a conjoined life
– We Had No Idea What Alexander Graham Bell Sounded Like. Until Now
– Japan Centenarian Population Tops 50,000
– How Jimmy Carter Saved Craft Beer
– What If We Never Run Out of Oil?
 

5 VIDEOS + a fence

 

Fruit ninja

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you ever seen a rocket take off and then land?

 

 

Do you respect wood?

 

 

Pow. Right in the childhood